A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays"
World Cup All Stars? Not sparkly enough! →
Move aside Ronaldo. Shame on you and your good looks. Seriously lacking in the goal department this time, don’t you think? Nike WILL WRITE YOU FUTURE FOR YOU— you can share a caravan with Rooney, who hasn’t been doing ANYTHING either. And, MESSI….okay fine, you are off the hook because I supposed u’ve been a team player instead this time around? So, with all the...
Because it rhymes and it's about boobs
Busts and bosoms I have known of various shapes and sizes, Some of grievous disappointments, others of jubilant surprises — unknown chauvinistic male who can attempt a rhyme.
Are you getting yours right now?
Happy Father's Day
Apparently, the French Despise their World Cup... →
Condolences. Rondo, you did good though. Celtics, it’s okay. There’s always next season. That’s when you regroup, come back stronger and kick some Laker arse. Now…hopefully World Cup will no longer be disappointing. So far, so bad. I’m not supporting my favorite teams anymore. They always lose. :( Save that one time for Superbowl. But I don’t even like football...
I am tempted to kick Mary J. Blige’s ass for being so spot on. All. The. Damned. Time. Whatever this is, is terrible for my mental health. I want it back. I need to stop with the 90’s hip hop, and basically every song on my Grooveshark right now. I think the only thing that will restore stability and balance to my life are sounds of zombies groaning. I need a zombie movie. Stat. ...
Best. Cards. Ever.
Definitely need a healthy sense of humor to enjoy these (if you get one in the mail, that is). I enjoy it tremendously though. Check out the rest at Mean Cards.
Have crayon, will just do it and draw? →
sculptural crayons. need Nike to amp up the “Just Do It” rally to actually muster the courage to use them.
Instant Social Gratification?
I had an epiphany this morning, thanks to my hated AT&T (shakes fist at the iPhone 4 contract upgrade plans). I waltzed by AT&T on my way to the office, and saw a new sign blitzed in the window— “Instant Social Gratification” and it showcased one of the lamer, not-so-smart-phones. Seriously, when did “instant social gratification” come to be associated with...
These accounts made me aware of how much of the discovery of the world was based...– Charles stut. From the lost city of z
I want to get lost. Take me with you. FIFI, Taipei Circa 2007
Just watched my own review of the Sony Giiq Headphones and I’m walking away with a few thoughts. 1) If that girl in the video wasn’t me, I would stab her in the neck. What an annoying, shrilly voice. 2) Why do I sound Korean? 3) Way abusive of the words “erm” and “so”. Verbal communications skills have gone on a long retrograde trip since secondary school and...
Iced! Suckaaaaa →
The perfect marketing ploy? College frat boys + Darwin’s theory of survival of the fittest + primitive sense of fiery competition + copious amount of alcohol = Smirnoff Ice enroute to reviving the American economy from the slums single-handedly.
Why Jackie Should Move To Tumblr And Ditch...
Because we need two to validate that our stupid ideas are actually do-able.
On some mornings, I’ve realized, I have more motivation to go to work. And it’s that stupid quest to satisfy one of the less developed senses of the human race— olfaction. Yes, very much like Samantha in that ridiculous Sex and the City episode where she gave her UPS guy a BJ right there in her office (and now you wonder why all men want corner offices right?), I do wait for my...